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Horrible Life Decisions

Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.

Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'

or

Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'

or

Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'

by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009


Waste-of-Life Wednesday

Getting shit-faced on a Wednesday due to drink specials at numerous bars even though you know you have responsibilities like work or school the next day.

I know I have class tomorrow, but it's $2 Margarita night. I love Waste-of-Life Wednesdays!

by Alisha Boom Boom February 10, 2010


Quarter-life reawakening

That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening

Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening

by Poet678 October 18, 2023


past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.

Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.

by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019


mid life musings

A less dramatic version of a mid life crisis. You start to reflect on the good ol' days and wish you were back there.

I can't stop thinking about shit from back in the day. Think I'm having a mid life crisis.

Nah man, sounds like mid life musings to me you're all good.

by ald81 June 19, 2018


Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 28, 2012


Mc Thug Life

Eating McDonald's like a boss

Edward was living the Mc Thug Life. Or jimmy neutron was a Mc Thug

by Dank lord Master Yoda June 22, 2017