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facebook stupidity

Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.

Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.

by Tommyrunner February 15, 2018


Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.

"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"

by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011


facebook flooder

one who fills the facebook wall with too many posts....or one who floods the facebook wall..

if aamir posts more than 30 posts in a day ..then we can say that...
aamir is a facebook flooder.

by aziz146 November 3, 2012


Facebooked

The act of dropping a book onto someones face.

I seen Johny sleeping on the couch so I facebooked him.

by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 2, 2011


Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021


Facebooked

when your DMs get blasted with old facebook memes

Yup. You're getting Facebooked

by WordWhammer July 24, 2024


Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023