Alex is a THICC Jewish boy that looks at memes on his phone, wears neon green headphone, gets high off brisk, and plays a little to much solitaire
Alex Shainburg : Hey
Jack: Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya, mwah
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like wizz khalifa
An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.
To be in the presence of Alex Fokas is to be blessed. Namaste
/verb/
when a person does something idiotic that would have otherwise been preventable
A: hey B why were you not at club today we scheduled it like 3 days ago.
B: I forgot.
C: damn that's An Alex Moment right there
A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids
Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids
A guy who is really chilled. People often thinks he is really baked, but it's just his personality. Lovely and really funny.
Probably has a huge penis, every girl would like to smash.
Girl: OMG! He's so HOT!
Boy: Yah That's Alex Milburn....