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When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .
you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook
A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
When you think you know someone, but then you realise you've just seen them on Facebook... sometimes via a friend or sometimes via Facebook Stalking.
Guy 1 "I'm sure I know that girl..."
Guy 2 "I think she's just Facebook Familiar"
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Guy 1 "I said 'Hey' to this girl the other day, I was sure I knew her from somewhere... but she disagreed"
Guy 2 "Facebook Familiarity - It's a bitch"
Someone who frequently shares fake or satirical posts on Facebook thinking them to be true.
Person 1:Did you see that post John shared? If you put your ATM pin in backwards it calls the police! That's really clever
Person 2: There is no way that could be true. Ignore him. It's just Facebook stupidity.
Where in one lays the foundation for a relationship by commenting on or liking various things that another person posts in order to get their attention and hopefully get to know them better.
Jamie: Lovin' this weather!
Bill(Facebook foundation layer): Yea me too it's pretty great right? I really like going to the beach on days like this.