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Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.
I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!
Why is the internet this week sucking big fat boody hole.
It's a synonmyn of sucks balls
Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels
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an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.
“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”