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Guy1: I want to be a prostitute
Guy2: my future job will be a prostitute
A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.
Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
This position is used during intercourse it a 69 you just lick each other's bum holes (to spice it up you could also tojnge dart the bum hole )
Ross: sabrina would like to try something new ?
Sabrina : finally !!!!!
Ross : how about a rim job niner
Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!
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a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
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1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)
2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"So where's Todd?"
"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."
"I've been there dood"
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