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Slang for chap stick or lip balm. Especially when applied frequently by loose women or men who are same-sex oriented.
Look at Ted slathering on that blow job grease!
a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again
guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.
1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)
2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
"So where's Todd?"
"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."
"I've been there dood"
(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.
{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.
{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?
Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.
Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.
A brain washing victim. See brainwashed.
"The man was such a wash job, he belived everything Bush said."
A person sent in to fuck shit up.
they sent in a hack job to make the track seem whack.
When a female surgically removes the nuts from a male’s sac and inserts his nuts into her vagina than the woman proceeds to squeezes her pussy lips together until the nuts pop.
Yo Steve your mom gave me a squirrelly job last week and i still can't walk right.