A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.
"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"
An Amazing person with a golden Heart. Also known as Mad Mad or Maddie (my personal favorite), she is absolutely stunning, and I'm not sure she knows how much she is but she's really gorgeous fr. She has a great personality and being around her is so beneficent. She is extremely gentle and caring, which are the best quality in a person. If she's your best friend, let me tell you that you're are blessed and you should never let her go. Also, she has great taste in music, and her makeups are absolutely incredible !!! Like so pretty, she's so talented !
Anyways, she's an absolute angel. Be grateful to have her in you're life, because if you complain about her I'll slap your face.
My best friend is Madeline J, i love her
One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
Yo!
Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah
Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any
The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.
Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."
"yo lamont, i'm taking brit over to my place. I left a pile of socks for you incase you get thirsty Lamonting" - Big J