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March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.
Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!
May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day
Wait I’m Mitch
Go f***yourself Mitch
It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!
Him: hey you
Her: me?
Him: yeah you, it’s National be gone thot day
Her: *punches him in face*
Give compliments to all the tanners you know
Guy : hey you're awesome
Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day
On April 13 be a fucking gentleman and not a fuckboy. Treat girls right and respect them. Maybe buy them a gift but just be nice.
Hey bro are you celebrating National Grab Hearts Day!
Yea I just gave my girl flowers.
November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!
Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly
All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq
Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong