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look at that flat 🍑🤤 it must be national grab the flat 🍑 day
Grab everything from april 24 to May 24
National grab everything month is a month for you to grab everything
Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?
Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??
Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.
I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'
a day of appreciation for all convenience stores and employees of said stores.
"hey, what day is it?" "it's 7/11" "Oh! well happy national convenience store day
December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!
Release it the day before Christmas Eve!
Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!
a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.
today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.
Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.
Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day
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