Random
Source Code
Random
you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!
omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!
6👍 12👎
He has a slong and he be packing heat he got all the female can get any girls he wants and finest out the friend group and he usually daddy
2👍 12👎
Fake Daddies are people who have no real talent of their own. They will do whatever is it takes to get attention, even if they look like fools.
That guy thinks selling pancake mix will make him famous!!Come on, everyone knows pancakes are the easiest thing in the world to make. What a fake daddy!
1👍 10👎
one whose father sucks dick for crack
what are you talking about, ho's your daddy!
5👍 10👎
A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.
Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!
3👍 5👎
A daddy, that acts in a niggerish way. You will find thses in guyton GA, more than likely crawling under his bed, like a NAM vet, sneezing vigorously.
"Ya'll hear that? That's Black daddy dante, he must be crawlin under that bed again, catchin them dust bunnies."
3👍 5👎