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A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
Pizza slide is when you bite into a slice of pizza and the cheese and toppings slide toward your mouth in a hot gooey avalanche, forcing you to keep chewing until all you have left is crust.
"Dude, you are having a major pizza slide! Just keep nom-nommin' or you're going to have it all over you!"
when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move
Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps
AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.
Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.
Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.
"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"