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The word "J Unit" is slang for a joint or marijuana cigarette. I can't believe I just typed the words marijuana cigarette.....
A: "Yo whats up gansta?"
B: "Not much, Just spinning a J Unit"
A: "Lets hit that shit!"
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The Group of the biggest, fakest, bitches on earth. 50cent and game had a fake beef to get publicity for there new albums coming out. Then these faggots paid a guy $50,000 to take a bullet in da leg 2 make the shit look serious. Then the week there albums came out and all the fake ass little white and black kids ran out and got, Game and Fifty all the sudden are boys again. All you faggots buyin there cd's dont know jack shit. 50cent absolutley sux, his lyrics are absolutley corny. Where the fuck have you ever heard a real gangster talkin about goin 2 da "Candy shop" u stupid fuckin idiots, and this goes 2 everybody whether ur white, black,rich or poor who buy his shit. Go find sum real music 2 listen to, rather then the fuckin faggots that MTV tells you to listen to, What kind of fuckin ignorant asshole says how he kills and fucks people up when he dosent know shit about it? All he does is sit at his mansion all day gettin drunk watch shows on his big screen TV, then tries to come off like he's from the ghetto and caps motherfuckers up everynight, when this faget wouldnt even touch a paintball gun. And for the pussies who try to defend him--all u r is a fuckin idiot who can see whats really goin on, all these commercial rapper know they suck and their fake, but they enjoy putting this shit out because they know rertars like you will go buy there CD. Try to support someone cause there good, not because of how much gold they have on them, or how many bitches they have in their video. This includes all those rappers...Nelly, 50 cent(all of guint, Kenye west, chingy, all that bullshit downsouth garbage which dosent even have a flow or good lyrics and is just yelling "Yea" and "what", sounding like their ghost writers have down-syndrum. Stupid token-blacks like the rappers on MTV with all the flashy shit, are not trying to show talent they want money for their record lable, and do what the record lables tell them. First 50 used Im 2pac gimmic buy sayin he was shot nine times, then all he talks bout is how he's a gangster this and that, now that little gimmics gettin old, so now he gonna sing about goin to a fuckin candy shop and lickin lollypops, wit a stupid slut singin in the back round, they just use gimmic after gimmic over and over. Now I hop i have told u people a little sopmething, the one who know whats up will read this and agree, yet there are still gonna be u fucking idiots who go and buy what ever they tell u too, and just call me a "Hater", and thats what they tell u 2 call people like me who see through the bullshit.
I tote a gun, i'll take ur life away, im a gangster......(2yrs later) I wanna the candy shop, the lollypop, i wanna have sum sex, im going to the club.
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That nigga wuz shooin me units afta he seen me wit his ex-girl.
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a merchandising company based in manchester, england, who are responsible for paying the referee salaries in the english premier league, also to some extent involved in playing football.
person a: this year arsenal will win the premiership! they smashed chelsea yesterday 4-1!
person b: no, manchester united will win, they have the most expensive players and the best referees.
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Gaychester United, N. The word used to derogatise the English football club Manchester United. Which has bought all their supporters by buying up big from other counties in order to win the premier league in the 90's.
"- Did you see the football on saturday?
- Yeah Gaychester won again, I reckon they have the refs in their pocket."
"- Gaychester 0 - Aston Villa 3"
"- Bloody gaychester have stolen one of our players again
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A group of fags that suck each others dicks. Also know as 50 cents ass toys. These group of queers are the gayest of the gay. They eat each others sperm and use it for their jerry curls and afros.
50 Cent A.K.A. 50 dicks in his ass in one night. He is the main fag in gay unit. He sometimes goes by the name the kernal of corn, why you may ask. Well when he eats the shit of the other gay unit members he really likes it when they eat corn the day before so he has some extra added flavor. 50 pesos was a exconvict. He would steal ky jelly and rubber dildos from porn shops just to go to jail and get ass fucked. When he was signed by slim shady and dre it was a set up by surge night origionaly, but both dre and eminim didnt read the contract that sugs lawyer changed out and now they are stick with 50 pesos and the gay unit for a few more years.
Olivia A.K.A. Oliver is the one shemale of the Gay unit. She was born as a man but 50 pesos found him and couldnt get a chick if he paid for it. In the public eye he was looking more like a fag each and every day. He paid oliver the crackhead to become his member of gay unit. Well once he signed the contract and since oliver didnt have any schooling what so ever and couldnt read. In the contract it said he woud have to get a boob job to look like a female and change his name. He could still keep his dick so he could fuck 50 cent in the ass and the rest of gay unit.
Loyyd banks A.K.A. sperm banks was also another crack head that 50 pesos took in under his nut sack. He gets his nick name for all the mouth shots he takes from the rest of the crew. He is more or less a human pin cushion for cocks.
Young buck A.K.A. buck me in the ass with 5 dicks at once. He was born in samalia and when starvin marvin was flown over in the cardboard box to south park cartman threw young buck in the trash. Well 50 guys in one night found him wandering around looking in the trash behind a gay porn store in mississippi. 50 being the type of guy to never turn down a dick in his ass, asked buck me in the ass with 5 dicks at once if he would like some candy and lured him to his limo with a rubber dick
G G G G unit raise up your dicks and serve me in the ass.
Im a wanksta wank me off in my face I love sperm in my eyes 2
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Originally the name of a Norwegian rap crew, Joe Unit quickly evolved to become a term describing the culture and lifestyle surrounding the hip-hop crew. Joe Unit - and the front man Big Joe in particular - all came from extremely wealthy families, and their songs often described their ruthless spending of money. Liqueur, drugs, cars, boats, casinos and women were their main interests, and the crew wasn’t shy to let people know about their gluttony.
Saying that a person is Joe Unit, is seldom meant positively, except in some circuits, were big spenders are looked upon with admiration. If a person is Joe Unit, he or she leads a lifestyle resembling the rap crews, showing off, looking down on poor people etc.
The expression gain foothold in Norway early 2003, and quickly spread to the rest of Europe, now being a common phrase amongst young people.
"He is so Joe Unit, spending all his money trying to impress girls!"
"She spent 500.000 $ on another car? She must be totally Joe Unit!"
"Of course I'll buy you guys drinks! You know I'm Joe Unit!"
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