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A crippled America's unconscious rallying cry, faced with the incumbent.
He could see the semi-crowded convention, the signs and banners, and from the shouting, red-hatted rabble, all he could hear was, "Fear More Years!"
When someone might say something and you might quickly retaliate by saying the sentence but putting gay somewhere in it.
When you fly as fuck, or your shit’s better; Stronger dope
“Fuck it, I got more bounce to the ounce.”
“My rounding off kick make ya bounce to the ounce.”
As many more (times, items, etc.) as it takes me to achieve a satisfactory result. This phrase may be repeated an arbitrary number of times.
1)
(guys playing the Helicopter game)
A: Come on, it's my turn!
B: Just one more time...
(game over)
B: Wait, just one more time...
(repeat)
2)
(eating cookies)
Hungry guy: Just one more!
(cookie eaten)
Hungry guy: ok, one more!
(repeat)
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a stupid and uncool way bloggers say when they want you to read the rest of the article that they written instead of just saving everybody a few seconds of their life and post it on the front fuckin page so US the readers don't have to load the page again and again AND AGAIN
Last we heard, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg had come aboard to perform a rewrite of the script. Hit the jump for more.
Me: FUCK! WHY?! WHY COULDNT YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE FRONT FUCKIN PAGE?
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Fuckin some kinda wannabe youtuber that is tryna be cool, "HEY WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS!" HEADASS BOi nigga you look like a used up marker eraser head ass. That's why yo chick left you nigga.
Nig1: Yo you heard of the black kid that is half white and has a failing youtube channel?
Nig2: Oh you mean NerdyNoor: Gaming and More! ? Of course! nigga he's garbo.
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Saying "I love you"
Is not the words I want to hear from you
It's not that I want you
Not to say but if you only knew
How easy, it would be to show me how you feel
More than words is all you have to do to make it real
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do
If my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say
If I took those words away?
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
La-di-da, da-di-da
Di-dai-dai-da
More than words
La-di-da, da-di-da
Now that I've tried to
Talk to you and make you understand
All you have to do is close your eyes
And just reach out your hands and touch me
Hold me close, don't ever let me go
More than words is all I ever needed you to show
Then you wouldn't have to say that you love me
'Cause I'd already know
What would you do
If my heart was torn in two?
More than words to show you feel
That your love for me is real
What would you say
If I took those words away?
Then you couldn't make things new
Just by saying "I love you"
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