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(n.) won•mæn•boo•kock•key•sh•oh | One Man Bukkake Show: almost like a type of reverse gangbang where as instead of several people bending over one person, it’s one person bending over several people.
—— *can be used as a metaphor
(n.) a victory against great odds
“Damn, he rolled up on all y’all & just went full one One Man Bukkake Show & shut all y’all down by himself”
“Damn, he rolled up on y’all & just came so much on all y’all’s faces it was the amount of like 10 men! He’s a One Man Bukkake Show!”
When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.
Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
banana and mayo placed in-between two pieces of bread to make a banana mayo sandwich
i just had a Bukkake sub it was disgusting i never wana eat that again
When you dip your balls in teriyaki sauce, then come as she is licking the sauce off across the taint (south to north) with your friends.
My girl requested that teriyaki bukkake, she wanted that sweet start and salty finish and a full body.
When you get a new bottle of Febreze and you press the handle and nothing comes out. You then turn the bottle around, see that it’s in lock position and turn it to open unleashing all the built up Febreze in your face.
Aiki looked down the barrel of a pent-up Febreze bottle and took a Febreze Bukkake in the face.
noun
A brutal, nonstop spray of useless corporate jargon that floods every damn meeting, email, or presentation until your brain’s officially dead. It’s endless bullshit like “synergy,” “pivot,” and “circle back” all smashed together in one soul-sucking mess.
verb (to buzzword bukkake) — to drown someone in empty corporate BS, usually to confuse, sound fancy, or just waste everyone’s time.
"This deck is pure buzzword bukkake—no idea what they’re actually saying."
"Quit buzzword bukkaking the team with your ‘value-driven frameworks’ and just talk normally."
"I left that meeting feeling like I’d been hit by a buzzword bukkake tsunami."