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The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.
After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.
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Large, protruding front teeth similar to those of a rabbit.
"Did you see the carrot cutters on that guy?"
"Yeah. Those are some awfully big Chiclets for such a small pie hole."
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A person with red hair. A ginger. Speckled with copious amounts of freckles on the skin, as well as equipped with a Jew Fro and very pale skin tone.
Ralph, the predominant carrot bush of the ginger herd, grew up in a lonely household, as a stepchild in a dysfunctional family.
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A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
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A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.
"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"
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An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)
As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.
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Cake ..
Moist ..
Coffee was decent too
Strangely asked if I wanted two slices
I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …
Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope
The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..
Wonder what she meant?
Anyway, hope your day was …
Good I guess. …
Realised we weren’t meant be after all…
Carrot and walnut ..
Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …
Strange how their dads are clones …
Life … weird and err .. wander full
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