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A surprisingly respectful comment section full of people who will help u with homework and even invite u to Xbox games
*Pornhub comment section*
Me: Do u know the answer to 3x+2=14
MikeHunt69: Oh yeah the answer is just x=4
Me: Thanks!
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Hell for 9 year olds!
A definition of the Youtube Comment Section is cancer.
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A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:
1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke
This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.
Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)
Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment
When you're lurking someone's comments on Myspace and you read something that really sparks your interest, and you decide you just HAVE to read the other part of the conversation. So what do you do? Go to the other person's page, lurk it up, and find yourself going back and forth from page to page being a creepsteroni.
Private profiles prevent Myspace Comment Tennis from happening.
Johnny's creepin around AmyAutopsy's profile & starts to read her comments when he comes across something tantalizing! A comment left by ChainsawChase that says "No fucking way!! He did WHAT?! AND HE PUT IT WHERE?!!" followed by another comment from Chase: "Oh whatever bitch, you need to learn how to keep your mouth off of other guys." Johnny decides this is too good to not read Amy's side of the convo, so he heads over to Chase's page and reads the comments that Amy left him, starting a nice game of Myspace Comment Tennis.
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Often filled with Porn bots, Annoyingly overused memes, bad jokes, and arguments usually over the dumbest of problems.
The YouTube comment section is a dangerous place.
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Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.
Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?
Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.
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Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.
FCW: first
You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off
FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back
You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore
FCW: ur a nooob
You: *suicide*
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