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The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
Mom get out of my room it’sy cucumber love time !!
When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
this is when you give a woman a STD. frenchy style with your cucmber.
10 shots of Jose, 10 shots of Wabo, and a French Cucumber later her crotch was stinging like a wasp!
The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.
Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.
The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.
A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:
Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow