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When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.
Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!
Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.
Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.
John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.
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A person who doesn't give no shit. A free minded person doesn't judge if your gay or a tranny and are willing to accept what ever crazy mumble jumble shit that you do
Person 1: I killed a man once...
Free minded person: niceee
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1. To completely get away with something, like murder.
2. A false name given to Police when you are stopped + searched.
Pig: "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatz your name then sonny?"
Sonny: "Erm ... no itz not Sonny, itz Scott Free."
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A person who participates in free running -a form of parkour which involes acrobatical stunts.
"what are you?" "I'm a free runner
"I'm a free runner"
"free your mind"
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When you get friends and they are nice so they give bobux.
you get 10000 bobux if you become monke and participate in the random chimp event
Dude i got 100 free bobux from a monke!
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When MCs try to rhyme lines without having them memorized .. usually to dis eachothers in competions. The difference between free style and rap that rap focuses on the meaning more than rhyming .. free style as long as it rhymes it's in good shape and the best free style is the strongest or more powerful or has more impact when said.
y'all lookin' at ma definition .. like we're in a competion
I aint freestyler tryina rhyme .. i'm the boss dawg ya i shine?? Free style
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Very conservative website, stopping just left of sites like stormfront. In many cases they are actually like stormfront, although their mindless hatred is directed toward Islam, rather than Judaism. The population of "freepers" is predominantly white male, with some (white) women scattered in. The ignorant among them believe that America is totally desegregated, while the others believe it is the fault of the minorities for not acting "empowered." How do you know whether you belong at freerepublic.com? Simple... you are a freeper if *ALL* of the following apply to you:
1. You're white.
2. You're anti-Islam.
3. You believe gays aren't human beings and are living in sin.
4. You frequently use the terms LIEberal and demonRAT.
5. You're right of President Bush on the political spectrum in every aspect.
6. Throwing true conservatism to hell, you support the war in Iraq.
7. You can't hear the word "Clinton" without frothing from the mouth.
8. You insult John McCain, arguably the sanest Republican in Washington D.C., for supporting a ban on torture. I suppose you're right, he's totally unqualified to discuss torture. I don't think I could name a person who has less right to support the ban than him.
If you think my post is unfair or that I am biased, just read any of the threads, particularly ones involving race/Islam.
The comments should tell you everything you need to know about the site.
After visiting free republic.com, I am always overcome with the violent urge to vomit.
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