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All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs
You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.
Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.
Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans
Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool
"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"
A hipster is a person who expresses unpopular opinions, stating that the popular opinions are too mainstream. Of course, when someone is a hipster, it can be never certain how sincere they are, since, as with all groups, there are posers. In the case of hipsters, a poser is a person who does not actually hold the opinions that they express, and only claim to hold such opinions to try and get attention with the hipsters. A hipster poser will often express opinions that are much more unpopular than an average hipster would. The hipster posers may also be called special snowflakes.
Person 1: Hey dude, don't be sad, about 15% of people who care the issue hold the same opinion as you.
Person 2: What? Why should that make me happy? Do you think I'm a hipster?
A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.
Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.
INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.
Typewriter-wielding, Jack Kerouac reading, short shorts wearing, owl glasses sporting individual who is quick to tell you how much they know about Foucault, but in reality knows nothing (Jon Snow), because they've lived their entire white life in unbelievable privilege. To spot one: look for beards and bird tattoos.
"I'm not a hipster."
"My brother is such a hipster. He doesn't even have a Roth IRA and still thinks bicycles are the only means of transportation that matters."
Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.
Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.
Don't be such a Hipster.
What a Hipster!
Mom, do you Hipster?