Niggardly Jew

A frugal, stingy, or otherwise cheap person of Jewish ancestry.

"Who's that guy?"
"Oh, thats Patches the niggardly Jew."

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jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

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Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

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jew spot

The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entrance.

Jack drove around the parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for the jew spot.

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Jew Burner

Any German car that has been riced out, usually a VW Jetta or Passat.

If a Japanese car is a Rice burner, then is a German car a Jew burner.....

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Jew Crew

A group of actors who work with producer Judd Apatow to make raunchy comedies such as Superbad, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Consists of Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, James Franco and Jonah Hill.

Have you seen that new Jew Crew comedy, Get Him to the Greek?

No. It sounds funny, though.

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Jew

mistake

that guys a fucking jew

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