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Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.
May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.
See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)
"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"
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The seamen that squirts out of your dick a couple minutes after you get done masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I was walking to the gas station and had a major case of after jizz.
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When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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a brownie or other baked good in which jizz has been added, usually unbeknownst to the consumer of the treat. sometimes done as a practical joke, other times for the sexual gratification of an individual or couple.
"My girlfriend used my jizz to make jizz brownies, and gave them to her three cutest friends. Now they've all swallowed me."
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A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise
I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.
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What happens when a bunch of horny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone masturbates in a circle). The only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. Points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or "oh" face. Prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have sex with one of the other guy's sisters.
I'm saving it up for the big jizz off this weekend. Pete's sister is so hot and I think I'm going to win
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A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.
"Kid says" when i grow up i want to be a jizz mopper in a whorehouse just like my daddy.
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