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As people do not seem to car about they're cars in greece a greek body kit is a car with a dint in it, perminatly by the looks of it! This dint can be small or even a whole missing wing, the possibilities are endless.
Look my Starlet has a greek body kit!
What happened man?
Hit a fence!
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A collection of exterior modifications for any female; woman; or cute girl. Including, but not limited to Sexy Lingerie; Sheer Underwear, Jewellery; Shoes; Hats; accessories; and “all things, girl”
G-Strings, Panties, Lace Knickers, Bras, Babydolls, Teddies, Undies, Stockings, Chamisoles, Shoes, gloves, Jewellery, Hats, Necklace, Bracelets, Ear Rings, Makeup, Body Kits 4 Chicks
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UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.
"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."
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Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
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What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."
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