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When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!
"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"
To give/receive fish fingers in a fine cinema establishment (such as Gold Class). Usually such cinemas have separate seats in open view to the audience. The giver usually has to lean over a fair distance in order to reach the goods.
Michelle got a Lemon Special last night. She tried to stop it but one cannot deny the power of the Lemon Special.
A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.
'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'
A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
When one of the two booty cheeks finds the strength or energy as an attribute of physical action or movement to overlap the other cheek. (Folding action)
“Pussy was so good my lemon cheeks pinched the bed sheets”
When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.
Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox