mother fudger

A kind way to say Mother fucker

Man 1: Whats up mother fudger?
Man 2: nothin much bitch

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Your mother

The most hidious monstrosity the seven hells has unleashed upon this world to consume us all and send our souls straight to hell to be Satan's urinal.

Damn man, your mother is self explanatory.

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Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

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Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

Joe Mother

What boomers use when they are trying desperately to fit in with zoomers.

Heya kids Joe Mother Haha I did a meme

MOTHER OF TIME

FUCK YOU NATIVE KING ALWAYS

What will you come up with, with the assumptions you make?

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.

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