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corporate speed

Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.

This process is moving at corporate speed

by Thriving July 3, 2013


Jungle Speed

Marijuana that has been laced with Cocaine, Meth, or PCP.

Dude 1: Yo, this is some dank weed.
Dude 2: Let me get a hit, wait is this clean or jungle speed?
Dude 1: Oh yeah... That's jungle speed man.

by kintz_09 September 6, 2015


Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 31, 2019


Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 16, 2019


Speed Seeing

Ultra efficiently viewing, seeing, experiencing and enjoying sights.

During a day in Yosemite the Speed Seeing Couple was able to experience 3 days worth of sights by not lollygagging. Blasting past each tourist filled stop.

by marble_player December 4, 2010


Speed Poo

When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.

Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo

by BentheGod October 7, 2020


speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016