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Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

by Fasters May 2, 2022

12πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


woke millennial

A Millennial that has surpassed the limitations of the human brain and performed something either very smart or unbelievably stupid, and therefore is considered woke.

Person 1: My boy put black construction paper over his computer screen to hide the fact that it was on!
Person 2: Wow! Did it work? If so, he is one woke millennial!

by Brreverie May 2, 2019

14πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Finna Woke

Finna Woke means "I love you" in millennial. It can also mean when a person is superfly or chill.

"Dude, you're finna woke."

by girlygirl2012 March 4, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


woke psychosis

A disorder where you are so WOKE, it inhibits your brain from believing OR accepting mundane facts or realities.

Believing everything is a conspiracy, all food is poison, every act has a hidden agenda.

My buddy who has woke psychosis went on a 20 minute rant about the illuminati after i told him im going on a trip to Washington DC

by MrMeseeks October 14, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Woke Warrior

Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.

Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.

by MurrMiteFish9 May 1, 2022

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stay woke

Stay woke means to understand the real world and to look everything and think twice because things can change in a second, to look deep and know what to permanently take something into your life, to know everything that’s fake or sus around you and to know when to cut people off .

Two faced people all around, people need to stay woke about it .

by Cathcart August 10, 2019

49πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

by desuforeverlulz August 16, 2011

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž