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To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.
Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.
When you start watching IShowSpeed You start looking up to him and now you start learning about what he do how he do crazy stuff and now you slowly start to become him and when your fully him Your Speed Sexual is when you act like IShowSpeed normally.
Dude are you acctually autistic? Acctually, No your Speed Sexual. You act like IShowSpeed everyday.
When u take a shit in less than a minute
Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit
The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.
I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.
Ultra efficiently viewing, seeing, experiencing and enjoying sights.
During a day in Yosemite the Speed Seeing Couple was able to experience 3 days worth of sights by not lollygagging. Blasting past each tourist filled stop.
When you only have a couple of minutes spare, but really need to drop a fat log, you must perform what is commonly know as a speed poo. You squeeze the poo out so hard that it leaves your body at the speed of light and you wipe your arse so quick that you get friction burn.
Fred: I’m just gonna go do a poo
Stan: But the show starts in a few minutes
Fred: Yeah I know, I’m gonna do a speed poo
smoking large amounts marijuana
i feel like speed racing