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Tim Hortons

The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.

"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"

"Yeah, I'll have a-"

"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."

"... thank you!"

by canadianguyeh September 12, 2009

261๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Armstrong

Tim is explaining his life and his thoughts about what he thinks out loud in the voice of music. He was a loner when a teenager, hardly had any friends or any money and music was his only survival. You say Tim Armstrong is a sellout? Well, fuck you, because Tim is punk in his own righteous way, being the fact that he is himself. That's what makes you punk. Tim listens to and is friends with the casualties, the uk subs, and was with the ramones, hence that they played with them. Now shut your gobs about the fact that he is or is not punk, or a sellout, hes doing what he loves doing, and is punk for doing so. Just because he's a sellout, does that make him 'not punk'? I think not.

Tim Is Himself, Making Himself Punk.

by stefan karapatis March 10, 2004

115๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Buckley

Creator of the mess that is Ctrl Alt Del - a webcomic that is well known for being badly drawn, ripping off Penny Arcade and basically being too up itself.

Tim Buckley being the creator sadly also happens to share most of the same qualities. Additionally, he has little to no resistance to any form of criticism whatsoever and usually takes to acting like a chimp in a zoo when anyone in his forums or elsewhere even dares to suggest that one of his latest "storylines" might not be that good. In fact, try going on the Ctrl Alt Del forums and saying a slightly negative word and you'll find yourself banned quicker than you could imagine.

Also Tim is well known for editing/vandalising Wiki entries to do with his comic, consistently attempting to remove the "criticism" section on his beloved comic. If that isn't bad enough, try asking anyone about the ROM incident. This is basically where Tim got accused of emailing pictures of his cock to a 14 year old on his forum and instead of behaving like a normal adult, he basically had a screaming fit, banned over 3000 members, closed the forum for a week and then totally removed the section of forum from which the claim was made. Not a particularly overwhelming sign of innocence to say the least.

Random Fan: "So, we've gone from being a wacky slightly surreal webcomic to suddenly having an attempt at a serious dramatic storyline with miscarriage and mayhem...urm, don't you think maybe this isn't the best idea you've ever had?"

Tim Buckley: "SHUT UP...I AM THE INTERNET. I can do drama...LOOK A DEAD BABY! I sooooo deserve an Oscar for this because I'm soooo brooding and deep. Oh, by the way. Anyone who disagrees with me gets banned and insulted. Got that?"

Random Ex-Fan: "OKayyyyy, you're obviously a headcase. Bye!"

by IAMTHEMANFROMMARS! August 31, 2008

340๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Cook

massive revolutionary cunt who works with a shit company and will willingly suck some cocks just for a cookie

"hes such a Tim Cook he should actually fuck him self up the ass with a spiky dildo"

by JONY DAVIDSON November 23, 2015

183๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Duncan

Simply the best Power Forward to ever play in the NBA. He has Averaged over 20 points every season since a rookie,except for his 05-06 which was his career low. Nobody in the NBA is better at using the backboard to sink his jumpshots and he is probobly the most consistent player at the moment. Retired NBA star Charles Barkly calls tim "Groundhog Day" because of Duncans consistently good games, while arguably the most dominent center to ever play, Shaquille O'Neil, calls Duncan "The Big Fundamentle" for his great all round game.

Wow, this guy is killing us on offence and defence, yeah he is pulling a Tim Duncan

by Sam Waldren May 14, 2006

178๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


tim henman

"unexpected semi" or mild erection. derived from Tim Henman's mediocre skills somehow allowing him to reach the semi-finals of tournaments, albeit unexpectedly.

So I'm sitting in church and all of a sudden, I get tim henman.

by Johnsack December 17, 2007

98๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tim Mentink

fat person, which can not accept having overweight.

Guy1: Look at that fat guy trying to impress those woman.

Guy2: O god, such a Tim Mentink.

by annonymous1337 November 24, 2011

369๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž