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Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.
Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
The sexiest man know to man kind
jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.
Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!