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Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.
Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.
Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube
I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.