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when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine
that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist
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Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.
Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...
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a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.
goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka
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Hash from the Middle East, looks like it sounds.
Peter McPeterson: Man, I heated some sticky black in a spoon with butter and put it in some yoghurt, I'm tripping balls!
Jim O'Jimmerson: If you don't want to fight, you better shut up now.
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when you shit your pants and your ass becomes sticky
Omg i shit my pants !
you have sticky cakes !
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When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse
Jack: *Hits Ough with a sticky mickey*
Ough: "Fuck jack why the hell did you hit me with a sticky mickey you cunt"
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A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.
Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.
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