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Stretch

A fee of 30$ or more

I’ll pay you a stretch for those shoes

by Metre December 28, 2018


Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023


Stretch

A long distance.

Billy: Want to walk to the store with me?
Kyle: Nah yo, that's a stretch.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017


Stretch

1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.

1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.

by Junior's World January 25, 2017


Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017


lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013


Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.

Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.

by pi@noguy December 6, 2010