Think long and hard

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.

"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."

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Thinking inside the box

Take off on an overused board room expression, only this one actually has some actual meaning. To think inside the box simply means to have your mind on sex.

Dude, that board room meeting with Hal & Tom was so boring...they kept talking about thinking outside the box all the while while I was thinking inside the box while staring at the copy girl.

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Ill think about it

NO

Ugly girl, "Will you go out with me?"

Devin, "Ill think about it..."

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meanwhile I was thinking

Something said when you are trying to think, and are interrupted by someone saying something, normally unrelated. Used to let them know you were thinking so they should Stfu

You: (thinking)
Joe: omg did you hear James banged your gf last night and bob... Etc.etc
You: meanwhile I was thinking

i'll think about it

what it means: NO.

used by people who dont want to say no to someone's face.

Ex. 1
john: can i have a raise?
boss: i'll think about it.

john: we all know what that means....

Ex 2.

dude 1: Wanna catch a movie
dude 2: ill think about it
dude 1: k.

Ex 3.

girl: Hey mom? Can I go catch a R movie with my friends at midnight?
mom: *sigh. I'll think about it.

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conscious night thinking

v.
The act of daydreaming while you're trying to get to sleep. Occurs frequently on Sundays, or before big events or occasions.

Similar to brainspin. Conscious night thinking also seems like lucid dreaming if you're fantasizing, but lucid dreaming feels like it's actually happening. When you're thinking about the future, it could also be considered vinny-vu

I was up all night conscious night thinking. First about the test tomorrow, then about if I ate too much cake, then about what I would say to my teacher if she found out I cheated on that assignment... my brain just wouldn't stop thinking!

OR

I was conscious night thinking about eating pastries in Paris last night. I didn't get any sleep.

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Ego Seismic Thinking

WHEN YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE WHERE EARTHQUAKES ARE FREQUENT AND THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ANY QUAKES SINCE YOU MOVED AND YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU MOVED THERE.

Rhett: We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved to California!

Link: Maybe it's because we moved here, the quakes flee from us!!

Rhett: Link, that's Ego Seismic Thinking.

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