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to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out
Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.
Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.
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I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.
Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....
People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.
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my carpet seems to be slightly contaminated with poo
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When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.
Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.
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Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
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1) A play on words, encapsulating charismatic flair in a flirtatious and sultry nature via metaphorical innuendo -- backing you up and drawing you in... all at once.
2) The act of someone impressing, astounding, or entertaining another -- more of an art than a skill...
3) A phrase coined by Jami, queen face-rocker.
"Bringing me an iced tea would totally rock my face right now..."
"Join my army of face-rocking minions and start rocking faces today!" -- Jami, irockyourface.com
"Now that I have the new iPhone, I rock your face!"
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A song by Señora Lanza.
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma