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arse burgers

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.

"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -

by R1 April 10, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


smart arse

The British or Commonwealth English counterpart of the American English "smart ass" (probably the form in which it was invented, before being borrowed back into British English).

Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.

"Oh, Alice, you're such a smart ass."
"Actually, Bob, I would prefer to be insulted using the correct, British English pronunciation: 'smart arse'."
"But, Alice, I think you'll find 'arse' has been pronounced 'ass' since at least Shakespeare's time, and therefore far pre-dates the division of English into British and American variants."

by Osric_of_O February 7, 2010

45๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


rat arsed

to be rat arsed means to be under the influence of a large amount of alcohol; to be pissed to fuck

"oh mate i got fuckin rat arsed night?"
"for real?"
"yeah dog"

by tommad86 September 12, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse-bandit

Faggot

Paul Eason is an arse-bandit

by Michael Pendriegh August 11, 2003

41๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse cress

The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.

Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!

by Lee J Graham September 30, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum arse

1. The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.

2. Soreness or numbness of the ass from prolonged sitting.

1.
"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"

"Shut up, bum arse."

2.
"Dude, been sitting on the couch for 3 days straight."
"Wow, you must have a real bum arse!"

by bum arse October 16, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.

by Ross February 10, 2002

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž