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Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.
Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!
In the middle of masturbaition
I wanted to look at a porn file in the heat of battle, but I had deleted it earlier that day
When a girl feels compelled to argue with you about the most idiotic and pointless stuff for no discernible reason other than she's on the rag.
Hey, I don't think I can make it out tonight. I'm in the middle of a rag battle with the girlfriend because I didn't tell her that my new co-worker is attractive.
The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.
A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.
How a text battle looks:
Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"
A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.
"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"
"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"