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Similar to Soulja Up! A word established by the same individual, "The Heretic Assassin" meaning
1. to be prepared for any obstacle that will come make landfall before you.
2. Don't Be a Coward, Stand Up and Catch Yo' Cut and start slaying your opponents who trys to omit you from this earth or from whatever activities y'all are engaged in, rather it's a life or death situation.
3. Have Orthodox Equipment to be efficient and productive when you are in the battlefield
Say bruh, you better Battle Up! Cause if you don't them niggas is gonna turn you into ground meat play boy, you better have the right tools to slaughter this nigga in this upcoming debate against them fake afro centric niggas and them fake hebrews who's teaching reincarnation and how this is no such thing as The Messiah dying for our sins!
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Possibly the greatest movie ever, also a novel and manga. A high school class if forced to fight in the battle royale, killing each other off one by one, untill only one remains. Some of the lovey dovey stuff is cheesy, but it only makes it funnier when they die a violent death.
Best scene: Kiriyama decapitates some kid, stuffs a grenade in his mouth, and uses his head as a weapon!
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In the middle of masturbaition
I wanted to look at a porn file in the heat of battle, but I had deleted it earlier that day
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A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.
Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!
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When a girl feels compelled to argue with you about the most idiotic and pointless stuff for no discernible reason other than she's on the rag.
Hey, I don't think I can make it out tonight. I'm in the middle of a rag battle with the girlfriend because I didn't tell her that my new co-worker is attractive.
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I'm watchin the battle of the booties Thursday!
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The act of 2 people engaging in a conversation via text messaging with both parties goals being to text something so gross and disturbing that the other party is unable to respond. A text battle is spontaneous and starts with no warning. An ancillary goal is to give the enemy nightmares. A text battle is usually started with a single word text, or a short phrase, replied to with a similar, more gross phrase.
A text battles disturbing nature may result in an individual or group being monitored by a government agency, like the CIA or NSA.
How a text battle looks:
Person 1: "Fermunda Cheese"
Person 2: "Gleet Burger"
Person 1: "Yeast infection marinade"
Person 2: "Gangrene foot puree"
Person 1: "Mung milkshake"
Person 2: "That's gross man, leave me alone"
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