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When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.
Yeah I just had 2 beers last night and went to sleep at ten, woke up with a great hang under.
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it means you are currently on drugs
1.dude are you under the influence?
2.fuck you american
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When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.
John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
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The she-male cleft, reffering to its gravitational pull, thus sucking you in.
I tried to come up for air but the undertoe had pulled me back down.
I'm suffocating in the Under toe.
Damn bitch, yr under toe is outta control!
I was attracted to your under toe like a fly to a bug zapper
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Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.
I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!
All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer
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A person male or female who fully enjoys blowing their fucking underwear off from time to time.
UB Nib- A male who truly enjoys underwearblowing
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Hard length of feaces( skidmark ) in underwear which homosexuals consider a delicacy..
It can also be used refering to girl friends and partners..
I had a great meal last night, I was that full I didn't have room for any under crackling.... so I finished the night ball humming and rimming
The misses had been baking all day, she'd saved me some Under Crackling in her knickers...
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