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You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact
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Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.
A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)
B: ummmm alternative fact?
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Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.
- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.
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A series of Falsehoods
"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC
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One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"
John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."
Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
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An Opinion which is actually a fact
(Me talking to a friend)
Me-Italian food is better then Polish food
Friend- That's just an Opinion
Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact
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An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.
Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”
Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.
Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.
Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.
Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.
Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?
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