A series of Falsehoods
"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC
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There's not a whole lot fun about most facts, so usually when someone tells you they have fun facts, they have misinformation, especially if it's coming from someone with a false name.
Fun facts are usually bullshit.
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An account on twitter that will say they speak facts about a specific character or series or company, while in reality will just make cum jokes over and over. The most known fact account is Awesome Nintendo Facts on twitter which is known as the main person who started the fact community
Normal person: You own a fact account on twitter?
Guy: yeah, it fucking sucks
Normal person: Whats so bad about talking about something you like?
Guy: Oh contrare
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When you as a fan, describe or talk about something to someone that doesent know about that band/company/game that he likes.
Hey man, let me tell you a fan fact.
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An Opinion which is actually a fact
(Me talking to a friend)
Me-Italian food is better then Polish food
Friend- That's just an Opinion
Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact
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One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.
Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"
John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."
Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."
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An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.
Step One: Sarcastically yell โWow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!โ
Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.
Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.
Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.
Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.
Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?
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