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To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
Used to describe really good food, often when you have the munchies.
Speaker A: “Aw cunt that maccies looks peng”
Speaker B: “Yeah mate it’s a choice feed”
Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship
Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?
Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.
Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me
The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?
No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
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typical student: oi mate I'm going to mean feeds wanna get a mad feed
another regular student (usually a male): oi mate I could go for a mad feed from mean feeds right now