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fitted sheet

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

by Treytreynoodles March 11, 2017


fitness trainer

A Person who listens to your dumb shit while trying to stop your ass from growing.

Becky's fitness trainer longs for the day that death will release him.

by Seedaverun September 24, 2015


Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs

- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side

by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018


bitch fit

When a girl goes crazy and starts yelling.

"God, don't have a bitch fit!"

by Amanda February 9, 2005

179๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fitness gap

The theory whereby the more space between a females thighs (at its highest point) will result in minimal chafing and thereby a less sloppy protrusion from her female parts. Typically measured in inches, this space can be used to approximate the neatness of her vaginal parts.

Her fitness gap is easily a 2.5...Thank g/d for yoga pants

by Westjoker101 April 3, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fitted Hat

A hat(or cap) with an almost completely flat brim. Popular brands are "New Era" and "59FIFTY". They are not adjustable (hence the fitted) and usually come with gold stickers. The hat loses value if you remove the sticker. Prices range from $20-$50. Popular with gangstas.

Don't you think that fitted hat is G?

by CoolLarkin November 2, 2008

97๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


snugger fit

a snugger fit is a specially made condom for people with small wangs. usually, regular sized condoms slip off people that should be wearing a snugger fit.

whoops! my condom slipped off! looks like i need snugger fits!

by TheAntiPrincess January 22, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž