cum-gum

Gum that somebody simaltainiously "spunked" in.

hey man want some cum-gum?

hell no, get the fuck outta here before i poo your jaw bitch

but this gum is good

fuck off freak

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gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.

Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.

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gum juice

The juice (saliva) that builds up in your mouth right after chewing a fresh piece of gum.

Nikki accidentally choked on gum juice after popping a fresh piece of Orbit into her mouth.

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gum dick

After having sexual intercourse for multiple hours with a vaginal conaal, you're dick upon pulling out looks like gum.

When I pulled out of Bernice, I looked down and had gum dick.

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Bon Gums

A term used to describe somebody you dislike.

Person 1: "Our neighbour keeps putting cones out for his parking space."

Person 2: " What a Bon Gums, he aint allowed to do that!"

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Gobble gum

when you get a blowjob from and old lady without dentures

yo bro I just got gobble gumed from your granny

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Chewing Gum

Chewing gum is a type of candy that can also somehow be good for your teeth? Yea I don't get it either. Chewing gum can also be used as a cheap laxative if you chew too many.

Emma: Hey, Olivia guess what!

Olivia: What?

Emma: I chewed too much chewing gum and now I have diarrhea.

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