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The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.
Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.
When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”
When you tie a nuce around a black mans neck
Richard tied a missouri louie around the slaves neck.
When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s
I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.