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A sad D2 college that does very little of anything. There isn’t much alcohol, nor many girls. Just depressed and high students.
Damn you went to Missouri Western University this weekend? Why’d you do that to yourself?
Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
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When you tie a nuce around a black mans neck
Richard tied a missouri louie around the slaves neck.
When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s
I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her
bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date
yo bro i'm nuking missouri
When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.
Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
fuck town with nobody that isn’t high on meth.
“yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”