Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

Schlong

A penis over 10"

You have a beautiful schlong

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.