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When you have sex with your Starbucks barista
Damn that barista is hot. I'd love to give her a Seattle Side-Bender
When you line girls up and you go down the row smacking each girl with your penis.
Casey, Amber, Lizeth, and I did a North Seattle Lumberjack, and boy did it feel good.
When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty
Similar to waffle stomping
Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs
Overcast skies and light drizzle.
The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.
When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
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pepper spraying an elderly woman, much like 84 year old dorli rainey was during occupy protests there in fall 2011.
guy 1: hey man, how was volunteering at the retirement home?
guy 2: not so good - my pepper spray accidentally went off and hit several elderly people in the eyes and mouth.
guy 1: sounds like you were really pulling a seattle PD, bro!
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a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.
That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.
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