A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"
Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.
Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.
Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.
Another word for Dickhead
'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'
A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.
My Mega Shlong is an old lady
Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.
Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.
The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
Someone who bullies someone else and injures them
Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me