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giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.
"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"
A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.
Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"
Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"
Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds
Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.
Gigantasuras Shlong attacked me last night (bill cosby)
Gigantasauras Shlong- The indescribable girth of the penis
ishowspeed has this
chica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Speeds big ahh shlong: