fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan

"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"

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Jersey Tan

Describes the unusually bright orange spray on tan that New Jersey residents primarily Guidos think is ever so 'HOT'

Check out that Jersey Tan on that greaseball. Must be from Bergen County.

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Tan Queen

A girl who uses fake tan far too much, and takes it way too seriously. The phrase "she looks like she's been tangoed!" is a common description.
Girls often fake tan far too much with the intenton of looking more tanned and beautiful than they actually are, but take it too far and end up looking more like they've been doused in gravy.

That Tan Queen is San Tropez to the max! You'd swear she'd been Tangoed!

Ahh, Bisto.

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rager tan

getting a sun tan or sun burn while partying all day and not realizing you took off your clothes

I got a wicked rager tan at the beach yesterday.

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Computer Tan

The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.

This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.

This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.

Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.

Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise

Steve: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"

Darwin: "Not much, worked on my computer tan"

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Plumbers Tan

Getting a tan on your ass crack.

Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.

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Tom Tan

The hideous Tan line on the feet from wearing Tom shoes in the sun without any socks

Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)

Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss

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