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It's what old people call phones
Old Guy : These kids & their blue glowing rectangles
1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.
2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.
2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
A type of good skin glow that one will acquire through moderate binge-drinking of alcoholic beverages. Is usually expressed by intoxicated individuals.
"I lab laklak it gives me dat weng-weng glow"
When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.
Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.
When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
The act of using a flashlight during sex or masturbation.
Zach: What's wrong?
Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.
Zach: He could've at least waited for you!
The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.
Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."