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A boy "band" (And I use the word band very loosely here) that hails from Germany. For some reason they are currently very popular in Europe, especially with young girls. Clearly, young girls today seem to admire that whole "homosexual" image that Tokio Hotel seem to reek of. Aside from wearing lots of make up, and sporting a really faggoty 'emo' look, their songs leave a LOT to be desired.
For their adult and american counterpart, see: My Chemical Romance.
Tokio Hotel fangirl: OmG I <3 t0KIo HOT3L! B3St MuSik AND HOT GUYS! DO U LYKE TH3M?
Normal girl: Sorry. I'm straight.
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Refers to the torture prison in North Vietnam where foreign combatants captured fighting against the Communists were held.
Johnny hasn't been the same since he checked out of the Hanoi hotel.
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Come to one of these to experience the following:
drugs, sex, cult worship, alternative music, etc.
Ah man I woke up yesterday in a karma hotel, they'd like taken my kidneys out and everything.
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Felix domesticus, the common or garden pet cat.
"That damned flea hotel from next door has crapped in the flowerbed AGAIN !"
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Paul Manafort's in Trump Hotel - they revoked his bail.
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A cringey show made for Edgy Teenagers, but claims to be "for a mature audience".
The show is about a Demon Princess making a rehab hotel in hell, and some weird spider looking prostitute, as well as demonized Willy Wonka. I mean, Radio Demon.
The humor is fortnite levels of stupid, consisting nothing but profanity, sex, drug, and alcohol references. None of it is clever. But cringey teenagers will still find it funny. They will also attack you if you say anything bad about the show.
The characters in the show are goofy, and immature, much like in Teen Titans Go, except for 10 times more cringe, because they use profanity, and instead of potty jokes, it's sex jokes.
Hazbin Hotel Stan: "Have you seen Hazbin Hotel? It's the best show ever! The humor is so funny... because... there is adult stuff in it yeah!"
Normal Person: "It's a mediocre show, and the humor is not that funny. It could be a lot better if - "
Hazbin Hotel Stan: "STFU! IT'S LITERALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER! THE SHOW IS SET IN HELL, It's supposed to be cringey and bad!"
Normal Person: "Ok but it's still bad
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A German band that sucks.
The band is made up of 4 gay guys who want to give a bad name to rock music by using trashy lyrics and melodies. Normal people like me think that they do each other. The singer doesn't know English, yet he sings in English. The guitarist who happens to be the twin brother of the singer, wears baggy clothes (hip hop style) which doesn't really match with being in a rock band.
Did I say rock band?
Oh no! Tokio Hotel is not a rock band! Rock music is so much better than their crap!
Most of their fans are in their early teenage years and that's the time when hormones are kicking in, so these girls (and also guys) go crazy over these 4 gay guys. People who listen to their music frequently turn emo also. So whatever you do, don't ever listen to them and live your life!
Tokio Hotel fan girl/boy: I can't laugh because I'm emo.
Normal guy/girl: From when are you emo?
Tokio Hotel fan girl/boy: From yesterday. I listened to all the songs from this German band Tokio Hotel and I decided to do this.
Normal guy/girl: Oh no! Not another one!
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