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When cooking, you shake the pan backwards and forwards to stir or shake the contents without the use of a utensil.
Mostly done by chefs
"need a spoon?"
"no thanks, i'm happy pan wanking."
going for a wank in the toilet,
you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks
Artwork or photographs of BBW or SSBBW that men will jerk off to. A phrase coined by an artist called Krampuskind.
John went down to the pr0n shop to buy some fatty wank.
Wank up is the art of wanking yourself awake first thing in the morning.
Dude I need to wank up before I get out of bed
To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.
An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?
Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
A sanity wank is when you get so wound up and frustrated and the only way to cure it is via masturbation, so to stop yourself going insane you have a sanity wank
Sarah is such a tease, she was winding me up all night, I had to have a sanity wank when i got home or I swear I would of gone insane
object of desire during masturbation
Dude that Juju is such a wank muse I can go for hour just thinking about her.