Cheese Girl

Ridiculously Irrational

Another term that originated in Creston, Iowa. (see: nelphie) Something you call your friends when they're being lame and nerdy, and don't want to go out and have fun. Instead of taking a shower and leaving the house, a Cheese Girl will sit around in a wifebeater and boxers all day, playing rpg videogames and watching episodes of Friends on dvd with the shades drawn and lights off at 2 in the afternoon. When they pair up, one Cheese Girl will watch the other play videogames for hours, only stopping to talk about games or go to sleep. If at any time you mention sports, or interacting with public, the Cheese Girl will become defensive and spiteful, calling you stupid for suggesting something so bizarre.

Variants: Cheese Gay, Cheese Face, Cheese Ball, Cheese Nerd, Cheese Whore, ...

Guy 1: Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: No why would I? I gotta beat this quest on Oblivion.
Guy 1: You're a cheese girl.

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cheese wagon

a wagon full of cheese ppl that eat cheese and worship the cheese god 'cheznebular'. This god lives on the planet grate

HEY MUM CAN U TAKE ME TO SCHOOL I MISSED THE CHEESE WAGON. no honey, teh cheese man will eat you all up.

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cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore.

Verb: The act of taking or hogging something with no regards to the owner's personal property.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

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grilled cheese

a huge vagina

I don't want to touch that crusty grilled cheese.

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cheese ball

A cheese ball is a replacement testicle made from cheese.

After the alligator hunting accident took his nut, Dwayne had a cheese ball made.

Unfortunately, the cheesy smell made him very popular with local dogs.

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grilled cheese

weed, marijuanna, pot

were gonna go do grilled cheese in the woods.
don't forget your plate.

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Cheese Touch

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.

Rhonda got me going ... sort of, so I gave her the cheese touch.

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